The 2102 Roast

Something dark, sassy, and full of rage — with just enough sweetness to keep you from walking off the job mid-shift. This Mexican chocolate–flavored medium-dark roast is rich with cocoa, kissed with cinnamon, and packing a subtle heat that sneaks up on you, just like 2102 when your report isn’t done… or when she’s been “voluntold” to cover yet another unit short-staffing disaster. She’s the Mama Bear of her shift — fair, tough, and always watching. Warm enough to have your back, strong enough to put you in your place, and just salty enough to remind you that your drama isn’t new and your excuses are older than the rig you’re driving. But mess with her people, and she’ll go from holy to hood before you can say “copy that.”

☕ For when you need authority in a mug — and maybe a reality check.

☕ Comforts you and calls you out in the same breath, with no sugar-coating (except for the chocolate).

☕ May cause sudden bursts of productivity, attitude adjustments, and irrational fear of clipboards.

Drink it with respect… because she is watching. And if you don’t? Let’s just say you’ll be on her list — and nobody wants to be on that list.

Strong enough to keep you alive. Spicy enough to make you wish you hadn’t talked back.